CHAPTER 8 - TROUBLES

I opened my eyes and looked straight up at the ceiling, this sounds weird but by just looking at the ceiling i could tell it wasn't my house. I thought back to the night before and smiled to myself, it was a madness. Me, Darius and a few of our dons went to one house party and lets just say there was bare girls that was just on some kinky shit.
I was thinking about everything that went down last night, I can't remember how i ended up here or who i was here with, I started praying that I never got too drunk and moved some any buttaz or fat chick. I stopped when a light skinned girl walked in the room in just her frenchies and bra, I didn't remember her face but i smiled anyway cah she was a boomting. She had a sexy cola bottle shape, skinny waist, wide hips and big breast. I thanked god ona sly that she was sexy, she looked abit like Kelis did back in 2003, but with black hair and light brown eyes.
'Morning', she smiled at me showing her straight white teeth and sat down on the edge of the bed and handed me a tooth brush,
'What are you tryna say?', I sat up and took the toothbrush from her,
'Nuttin, but i know how you man stay with your morning breath - i knew you was gonna ask anyway', she laughed,
'Say nay', I laughed and got out the bed,
'Down the corridor, bathrooms on your right',
'Safe',
I walked out the room in my boxers and headed for the bathroom.

After i finished brushing my teeth, washed my face and took a piss, i walked back to the bedroom, she was on the phone so i sat down on the bed and waited, she looked and sounded abit frustrated,
'I'm at Tyneesha's - Nah, das long - So why can't you just stay at her yard till mum gets home - arghh your a dickhead, I'm busy - whatever, bye', she locked the phone and looked at me,
'Are you hungry babes?',
'Yeah, kinda'
'Put on your clothes and come downstairs yeah', she took a big t-shirt out the draw and put it on, then walked out the room.
I put on my clothes making sure i still looked swarve, even though i felt kinda wrecked, i brushed my hair with one slick brush that was sitting on the dresser and went downstairs.
I walked into the kitchen, she was sitting at the table munching on some Crunchy Nut, i sat down opposite her and made myself a nice 'man size' bowl of it.
'Sorry, this is all that's here to eat. It ain't even my house'
'Its cool - who's house is it?'
'My cousins, but she's gone America with her man for a couple weeks so I'm house sitting', she smiled,
'I hear that. How old is she?'
'Like 23',
'Oh okay - this might sound rude but man don't even know your name or nothing!'
She laughed 'Was you that mash? - You didn't seem it that much last night, you was on point', she winked at me
'Yeaah, I could never be too mash to fuck' I laughed,
'Yeah, I hear that', she laughed, ' But my names Jodie, I'm 19 and I got a twin', she smiled
'Sweaarr! So there's two of you - Mmmmm', I licked my lips playfully,
She started laughing, 'I get the same reaction every time, that's why i say it. But my twins a boy still', she kept laughing as her phone rang again, she picked up
'Hello - ' she kissed her teeth 'I'm here, your gonna have to come get them - yeah yeah, bye', she locked the phone, 'I swear i hate my brother'
'Why?', i looked at her,
'He's coming to me on some hype tip cah he left his keys at home and he can't get into the house, so he tryna tell me that i should bring mine to him - but you think I'm travelling from Battersea to Mitcham for him, naah', she kissed her teeth
I laughed, 'Peak, is that who you was on the phone to before? - how old is he?'
'Yeah, - its my twin - but we are totally opposite, he is some any hyped yute'
'Mmmmm, I hear that',
'Like he's not even locked out cah he's with some girl at her house, I don't know why he can't stay there till my mum gets home or something', she looked bare frustrated,
'His chick?'
'Nah, not even. Some any girl that's got a man, I told him that she is just fuckin him about but he don't wanna listen. Same way she's using him, he can use her and just stay with her till later',
'Girls are sneaaky', i laughed
'Your tellin me - I told him, whoever the yute is, is gonna fuck him up one day - you can't be fucking other mans girls, that's a boyting'
'Reh, he's fuckin her too?',
'Yeah, she gonna get him into bare shit and even though he annoys me, that's my brother innit, plus I don't like the bitch!',
I started laughing at the way this girl was getting emotional over the situation, she got up and put both our bowls in the sink, i had munched off that cereal quick time.
'So what, do you look like your twin?'
'Nah, we ain't identical - thank fuck - we got the same eye colour tho and when you see us together you can tell we're related',
'Okay - So, what was you doing at that house party last night?'
'I went with couple of my girls after one rave, they know the girl who's party it was', she handed me a glass of Orange juice, 'But hear this, don't think i didn't see my cousin up in there,- thats why i was leavin when you saw me, i know he wulda started chatting shit',
'Peak, what is he older than you?'
'Nah, but he's 20 already so he thinks he has authority'
'Oh oh', I backed the orange juice in one 'I think I've seen you somewhere before, your face is starting to look familiar'
She laughed, 'I got a bait face',
Her phone rang again,
'Hello - don't watch that - yeah yeah, bye', she hung up and signalled for me to follow her.

We were chilling in the front room watching Jeremy Kyle, them daytime TV programmes, the whole time i was imagining what fucking her would be like, i felt kinda pissed that i couldn't even remember us fucking. I was about to make a move on her when my phone started ringing, I looked to see who it was... it was Darius so I answered it.
'Yooo don'
'Raah, your still alive fam?'
'Yeaah!', I laughed,
'Try disappear last night G, what happened?'
'If i could tell you fam i would - man woke up in one boomtings yard tho'
He laughed 'Say nuttin'
'Who you with?'
'I just woke up fam - Jay and Kiera came round here and woke man up'
I kissed my teeth, 'That girl - I'm gonna punch her up one day',
'I heard how you locked it, you never told me'
'Yeah, couple days ago - I didn't even lock it, i told her when she ready to be serious, holla'
'Ite, say nuttin - Ima dial you in'
'Yeah yeah, bless', I locked the phone then checked the time, it was 2.30pm, my belly started bubbling, i really need to take a shit
'I gunna bounce now yeh, i need to hold a fresh and this is gunna sound crud but i really need to buss a shit',
She started laughing 'Alrite babes - give me your number, i will call you later'
She took out her phone and i put in my number den gave it back to her.
I dialled in my cab man and he came in 15 minutes, I hugged the chick and bopped out the yard. I flicked up my hood as i see Kiera drive past the house, i wonder what this bitch is doing round here.