Me and Jade was chilling in the frontroom watching Hollyoaks, we had finally finished making our new house into a home so we just kicking back. She was on her lappy on facebook, she suddenly starting crackin up with laughter.
'I swear Jess is mad yano!'
'Why?' i were'nt really interested, i was tryna focus on Hollyoaks.
'My girl said how her man was pissing her off so she try dash her phone in his head, but it missed and licked the wall' she was bare laughing.
'I guess her phone is wrecked then' i laughed. Me and my girls had serious anger issues sometimes.
'Yeah, course. Brand new Nokia aswell yano'
'Boy, that's her business' i shook my head,
'Your telling me. But she said how her and Angela are coming round in like half hour'
'Ight, tell her to bring a bottle though, i feel to get licked and we only got that one bottle of Malibu', i got up and went into the kitchen to make myself a little sandwich true say Hollyoaks was advertising and i was slyly hungry.
After i done made my nice sandwich dat had, cheese, turkey ham, tomatoes and bare mayo, i went back into the front room and munched it, It filled up that empty space in my belly nicely! Then Me and Jade just kicked back.
Bout an hour later my phone rang, was one random number;
'Hello?'
'Yooo', it was some deep husky sexy voice on the other end,
'Who's this?'
'Darius',
'Ohhh, Wha gwarn babes' I smiled
'Nuttin much, wha you on?'
'Nuttin, Me and Jade are just chillin still'
'Mmmm, alrite. Well me and Jay are coming wiv 2 of my boys in like half hour yeah', Dat 'mmmm' sounded too too sexy.
'Alryt babes'
'You still smoke yeah?'
'Yeah, sometimes'
'Well you are tonite, ima get you fucked!' he started laughing and i could hear his boys laughing in the background, even his laugh was sexy! haha.
'Yeaahhh' I laughed 'If you can'
'Ite big girl, half hour yeah'
'Yeah!'
'Kool'
'Bye' I locked the phone with one big grin spread across my face, i think tonights gonna be a good night!
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The door knocked, i looked at my phone to check the time it was about 8.30pm, i was slyly tipsy cah me and Jade started backin the Malibu. I got up to go answer the door, i opened it to see Jess there on her ones.. where the fuck was Angela?, the girl moves so sly sometimes. Same time i saw Darius pull up in his whip, so i just invited Jess in and left the door open. She followed me back into the front room, and hugged Jade.
'Where's Angela?' i screwed up my face
'Argh, that fuckin bitch, i dont even know' she took off her coat and handed me a bottle of Vodka.
'Were'nt she supposed to be coming with you?'
'Yeah! I called her from my mans phone to tell her i was coming to her yard - she was all like, naah she coming later so i might aswell come without her - im like why - she coming with, she needs to do something important quick - but these times i can hear a bag a man in the background, and i know she with Lawrence and them man!' she kissed her teeth.
'Argghh Dead' I put the vodka bottle on the table as Darius, Jermaine and their boys entered the room. I walked over and hugged them both, they introduced us to their boys Josh, he was a little cutie, he had long cooley hair tied back into one, and two studs in each ear, with his left eyebrow slit. He was wearing Grey nike trackys and a black nike t-shirt with black airforces. And Troubles, he was tall, like a good 6'4, dark skin, sexy shape up with a newly growing little goatie. he was one of the sexiest dark skinned boys, his skinned looked so smooth. He was rockin a black polo tee, with jeans and all black Vans, he had the sexiest smile, nice white teeth. I almost buss a nut when i saw him. Haha!
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After bout three hours EVERYONE was fucked! 5 zoots had been built and smoked, and the bottle of Vodka and Malibu was dead, and half a bottle of Alizay. I was feelin mad wavey! Josh, Jermaine, Jade and Darius was playin Mario Kart on the Nintendo Wii, Jess was slumped in the corner of the sofa and Troubles was just vibzen to the music, Donaeo - African Warrior was bangin out. I Stood up to go toilet and the room started spinnin, i stumbled forward and fell straight into Jermaine's lap making him drop the controller, he was cotchin on the floor.
'What the fuckk!?'
'Arghh Shiit' I was strugglin to get up
'Your so gone' he squeezed my breast, while tryna push me off him
'I told you i was gonna get you fucked' Darius slapped my bum hard.
'Ouchh! - alow me, i feel sick'
I felt someone scoop me up so i could stand, i turned round to see Troubles trying hard not laugh.
'Lemme take you toilet' he guided me up to the bathroom, and i puked my guts out. When i was finally done, i felt so much better, i just felt waved and not sick. I brushed my teeth and washed my face, then fixed my hair in the mirror, it was lookin mash -up, no-one even told me kmt. I come out the bathroom to find Troubles waiting for me,
'Are you alrite now?' he was bare smiling, i could tell he wanted to laugh so i slapped his arm,
'I'm kool still, i feel so much better'
'Thats good - Someone cant handle their drink' he burst out laughing
'Aloow mee! it was them zoots - it fucked me up!' i laughed as i shoved him.
'So you say' he sat down on the top step on the stairs, so i sat next to him.
'Shut up' i smiled and he smiled back. His smile was so beautfiul. I don't know what came over me, but i just leant in and started lipsin his face off, his looks alone was turning me on, maybe i'm abit too drunk. lol. All of a sudden i hear bare shouting coming from down stairs, we stopped lipsin for a hot sec to listen. Its sounded like Jade and Jermaine was over cussin each other. I were'nt even interested, I had one sexy boy with me. I laid my self down and pulled him ontop of me and started lipsin him again, he spread my legs so he could get inbetween and started grindin on me. It was getting real good then..
KNOCK, KNOCK
The fucking door knocked. I pushed him off me and sat up real quick as i heard Jade come out the front room to go open the door. I waited there while she was talking to whoever was at the door.
'Yo, what time you call this?'
'Jam, these man wanted to come aswell innit' I could tell it was Angela, she took her time.
'Okay. I don't think Kiera would be too happy though'
I heard the door shut, then i heard a voice that made my temper hit the roof.
'What's she gonna do? Tell her to Jam, from when she knows her place' he laughed.
'What the fuckk!?' I jumped up and went to run down the stairs but Troubles grabbed my arm and pulled me back
'Wots wrong babes?'
'Swear down she brought him to my yard!'
'Who?'
'My dickhead Ex! - I don't like him and she showing man where i live!'
I'm guessing everyone downstairs heard my mouth because Jess came running up the stairs.
'Calm down Kay - Oi i beg you keep her up here i'll tell them to go' then she ran back downstairs.
'Dead it babes, your drunk' Troubles was tryna calm me down, i'm not gonna lie the drink was making me hyped!
'Yeah, calm down babes your drunk' he laughed 'That your new man yeah?' I looked down to see Lawrence standing at the bottom of the stairs. I wish i could have given him some flying Jackie Chan kick right in his mouth. But i didnt say nothing.
'Shut up Lawrence man, stop winding her up!' Angela kissed her teeth and pushed him so he would go into the front room and came up the stairs. As she came up, Troubles went down.
'How you bringing him to my house doe babes?' i slightly screwed her
'He's cool man, he just fucking with you - your too hyped'
I just kissed my teeth
'You encourage him to do that shit'
'Nah - i dont like him and you know that'.
Me and Lawrence used to date for bout a year last year, and true say i was a quiet girl he used to bad me and have me up all the time like i was some abuse victim, and i used to take it like some prick. Then when i told him bout him self he try chat shit about me on road saying how he locked me cah im some slag. kmt.
'Babes, just dead it - he's cool, he's changed'
I just cut my eye, and went downstairs. He was there standing in the door way, i try walk past him but he grabbed my arm and pulled me back out into the passage, Angela just walked past and went into the frontroom.
'What's wrong with you? - tryna hype me infront in these any guys' he was bare squeezing my arm,
'Why are you in my house?'
'Cause i am - what? - do suttin about it' he pushed me so i stumbled back and laughed 'Your real fucked innit - i can see it in your eyes'
'Fuck off!' i kissed my teeth 'You need to get the fuck out my house' i started shouting
'What!?- Are you that brave? - i beg you lower your tone' he was talking scarily calm
'Yeah i am that brave! - So get out innit'
'Stop shouting please'
'It's my house! i can shout if i want! - are you gonna stop me? - no, so keep it movin - i dont fuckin like you -' I was proper vex and proper shouting, i saw his bredrin Marcus appear in the door way 'Arghhh, why are you still standing there? - Go awaay Lawrence man!'
He just laughed, then turned to his bedrin 'Are you hearing this drunk bitch - bare wicked talk'
I was about to say something else, when he sent me the hottest bang to my face.....
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Jermaine's View
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By time it reach 12am i think everyone was pretty waved off, especially Kiera! Me, Dee, Josh and Jade was banging out Mario Kart Wii, when this waved of chick just drops in mans lap, made me all drop the controller and that. I was winning aswell!
'What the fuckk!?' I was about to bang out, till i clocked,
'Arghh Shiit' she was bare strugglin to get up, i started laughing
'Your so gone' I got a sly squeeze of her breast, while tryna push her off me
'I told you i was gonna get you fucked' Darius smacked her bum nice and hard
'Ouchh! - alow me, i feel sick' I try shove her more, no way was she whiteyin on me!
Trubz came over a picked her up, my guy was trying real hard not laugh at her. It was peak
'Lemme take you toilet' Then dem two left the room, and we continued the game.
'Kiera is gone!' I laughed 'Darius you fucked her up' we both started crackin up
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'Dem two bin gone for a while- Trubz betta not try move her, i know he sly like that' i kissed my teeth
'Like she would want you anyways!' Jade bare butted herself in
'I beg you shut up - these times i werent even talking to you'
'Don't tell me to shut up!' she try stand up
'Oi sit down, stop hypin yourself up before you get sat'
'I dare you'
I know this girl aint testing me, cah i'd sit her in her own house. 'Don't tempt me'
'If your bad innit'
'Both of you jam man - shiit - bare killing the vibe' Darius pushed her legs so she fell back on the sofa.
'Are you dumb!?' she jumped back up real quick, waking her bredrin.
'What the fuck Jade?' the girl screwed her
KNOCK, KNOCK
'Go answer your door gyal' I laughed, she kissed her teeth and left the room.
She came back in the room with two brehs and some chick, the gyal was decent still. Some darkish skinned girl, with a weave in and big gold earings. she was wearin a blue Adidas hoddie, and matchin creps with skinny jeans, she slyly had a back.
'Swear down she brought him to my yard!' I could hear Kiera cussin from upstairs 'My dickhead Ex! - I don't like him and she showing man where i live!'
That Jess chick ran out the room quick time, then Troubles walked in and came and sat wid me and Dee.
'Wha gwarn with her?'
'Apparently one of dese brehs is her ex, an she dont like him or suttin - she just drunk and hyped' he picked up the spare Wii controller. 'Come lemme bang a race quick'
I didnt even clock when the breh left the room, cah i was woppin dem man at the game, but i could hear Kiera bussin a skaat in the corridoor
'Cause i am - what? - do suttin about it!' the breh was hyping her back,
'Fuck off! - You need to get the fuck out my house' she started shouting, the breh went quiet.
'Yeah i am that brave! - So get out innit - It's my house! i can shout if i want! - are you gonna stop me? - no, so keep it movin - i dont fuckin like you -' I still couldnt hear the breh saying nothing, but his bredrin got up and stood in the door way, 'Arghhh, why are you still standing there? - Go awaay Lawrence man!' I decided to go calm her down, cah she sounded real vex, as i got close to the door i heard the breh say to his boy, 'Are you hearing this drunk bitch - bare wicked talk'
I was just about to move the yute out the way, when my man gave Kiera the hottest box, right in her face, she just dropped back, licked her head on the wall and was out in one!
'Whaat the fuck man!' I barged the yute out the way and banged the breh in his face, but his boy pushed me with bare force out the way so i fell into the wall, and they dussed from the house.
I looked down at Kiera she was slumped! Jus sittin on the floor against the wall, OUT COLD!...
Friday, 19 March 2010
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